There are plenty of "saunas" at spas and health clubs, but without the lake swim it's fucking bullshit. I imagine some rich guy has one at his lakefront home, but I can't get the hookup.
2. A secluded cabin rental. I like the idea of going out in the woods and writing code alone. I can wear some flannel and chop wood for the fire like a real Northwesterner. But all the cabin rentals I can find are in sort of "cabin communities" or near a highway, or some shit. I want a place where you can look out of the big picture window and just see scenery for miles.
3. A good river swim. I found a bunch in CA but I can't find any up here. An ideal river swim has a nice deep "hole" due to rocks or waterfall or something. It should be a 4-5 mile hike from the closest parking to cut down on traffic (or be up a rough road or something, not just right off a highway). Ideally it should not be straight out of snow melt so that it's not ball-breaking freezing cold even in the middle of summer.
4. A nice place to ride. A country lane, no cars, good pavement. God damn I miss this.