09-27-11 - God Damn It

When you are drilling a hole in a wood cabinet, first of all, just stop, don't fucking do it. But if you insist on continuing, god damn it make it centered and level and straight and all that.

If you're nailing or screwing into the exterior wood of a house, again, just stop. Do you really need to put screws in to hang your fucking garden party lights? No, I don't think you do. But if you insist, fucking caulk them or something so you aren't just piercing the waterproof skin and providing no protection.

If you're cutting a hole all the way through a roof or a wall to put a vent, fucking stop for a second and make sure you're doing it in the right place, make it level and centered.

You can't fucking undo these things.