For reference, this is the ferocious beast that is terrorizing the poor mailman :
LOL. It would actually be pretty damn sweet if I could stop getting mail. Don't think the duplex neighbor would like that though.
Most probably he has a severe allergy.
Most probably he is stupid and he lives in the US. God, what a country.
She actually is kind of a spaz, she hisses at strangers, but she's also declawed (not my doing) so she can't actually hurt anyone.
I suggest responding "that's not my cat, that's my doorman". You should buy like 50 stuffed cats from a flea market and set them all on your porch.
Yeah, I dunno, she makes some weird crazy noises. If I were the mailman I wouldn't want to deal either. He can't know she's declawed, and maybe she bites and is rabid and you're an old crazy cat lady, he doesn't know.
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