1. To get a FWD car up a steep slippery hill - go in reverse. This is like "duh" once you hear it.
2. If you see you're about to run into a deep pot hole - slam on the brakes and then slam on the gas before you hit it. The main thing is to not be in a big braking-induced forward-lurch when you hit it.
But I also encourage you to read around the site for a while. The humor doesn't really come through until you get into it a bit.