08-15-08 - 3

I really hate phone texting, I'm slow at it, and why the fuck would I text when I have a keyboard !? I should be able to just send texts to people's phones from my computer. They make those soft paper keyboards, you could get one in your shirt like over your belly, upside down, so that it's right side up when you look down at it. So you just look down and stick your belly out (or recline) and you have your hands right on a keyboard and you can type away.