07-23-08 - 1

Cheese gives me searing gas pain and much stinky farting. Every time I eat cheese I say to myself "never again!" ; sure it's delicious but it's just not worth it. Then a few weeks later I get this brilliant idea to make a quiche, or a croque monsieur, or a carbonara, and I say fuck it, I'll just eat the cheese, and then I regret it again. This is some kind of metaphor or something.

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