07-14-08 - 1

When the aspiring junior executive tries to hand you his business card, you cannot refuse. Protests of "no thanks, I already have your info" fall on deaf ears. No really, I don't want another piece of trash that I'm just going to throw out. To them, giving their business card is like marking their territory, it's like they're ejaculating their contact information all over you, and it leaves them with a strange satisfied glow. Just take the card. But don't swallow.

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