06-12-08 - 5

I fucking hate flies on boxers; my dick is always popping out and it's both uncomfortable and indiscreet. On the other hand, flies on tighty whiteys are very important. Not that I ever actually poke through the hole to pee, that is weird as hell. The fly on the whiteys is important because it's a flexible basket for the junk. Since it's not sewed it can spread as necessary like a camera iris or something, in a way that no flyless whiteys can. I sew a lot of my boxers shut but that's an awful lot of manual labor for underwear.