1. Make an account.
2. Click "Member Search" in the upper right, and enter "Toro E". Click on his name to visit his profile.
3. In the left side bar, click "Add To Favorites".
4. Now search for places. The review from Toro Eater should be on top. Read it. Ignore the average rating and all other reviews. If there's no review from Toro Eater it probably sucks.
5. Yes, Toro Eater is pretty much only in San Francisco. If you don't live in San Francisco, every place probably sucks. Live somewhere better.