02-27-08 - 2

Almost every single bar in America is retarded. Small tables and chairs do not belong in bars. The proper furniture for bars is picnic tables. (one long bench seat along the wall is okay too). Picnic tables accomodate big groups, and also encourage mingling if couples or a few small groups sit at them. Most other countries in the world get this right.

Also, Karaoke is fucking disgusting unless you are a Japanese business man in a suit with your coworkers. The proper way to sing in a bar is for everyone to sing folk songs together in a regular bar.

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