05-05-07 - 1

WTF Spiderman is so fucking retarded, how can all you people like it? 1. Kirsten Dunst is not pretty, has no charisma, and is generally loathesome and a terrible actress. 2. Tobey MacGuire is again a terrible actor, and a tiny little dweeby pansy, and don't tell me Peter Parker is supposed to be a pansy, he's supposed to be a nerd, but he has a certain sharp wit and energy which Tobey totally lacks. 3. The action sequences SUCK SUCK SUCK. They're all computer, totally fake looking, with all those super-plasticky stretchy computery moves and the camera whipping all over the place to try to create energy that isn't really there. Ugh.

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